HATE or LOVE

            Jack and Rose are students in SHS 1 in Kuta, Bali. They were called as Tom and Jerry because they have bad relationship. Every day, every time and every where they always have problems. In this morning, the class was noisy, because you know why? Yes, Tom and Jerry be in action.

Jack                 : “Hey Tio! Can you see this oil?”

Tio                   : “Yes what for?”

Jack                 : “Hahaha, i have good idea with it. I want to make Rose be embrassed and have bad day ever with it.”

Tio                   : “Ha?? No Jack! It will be a serious problem. Rose will kill you, if she know it is your plan.”

Jack                 : “I don’t care. It’s her problem, not me. I don’t afraid with her.”

Tio                   : “It’s up to you Jack!”

            Jack look around, there is Rose on the way to the classs. He began his plan, with the first to spill oil in front of the door of class.

Jack                 : “Yes!! Rose is coming. How pity you are, Rose! Hahaha! It’s time for you, 1                     , 2, 3...!”

            Suddenly......

“Awww..!”

Jack                 : “Hahaha! What!! Oh my God! I am in a big problem,”(Jack was suprised because his mission failed. Mrs. Angie was fall down, not Rose).

Rose                : “Hahaha...... how pity you are, Jack !!”

Jack                 : “Shut up Rose! What displeasure! It must be you, not Mrs. Angie.”

Rose                : “Oh yaaa?? Sorry, i can’t hear you. What a perfect day, Hahaha.!”

Jack                 : “Aaaah....., bloody hell!!”

Mrs. Angie      : “STOP!! Enough Jack, enough Rose! You are trouble maker in this class. you and you must get punishment of me. Now, clean the library.”

Rose                : “But, miss. Why me? All of this is jack way.”

Mrs. Angie      : “I don’t care! Just do it!”

            After school, Yasmine approach Rose.

Yasmine          : “Hey, Rose. I saw you and jack was cleaning the library, this morning. What happen with you?”

Rose                : “Please, stop talk about it! Jack was really makes me mad. He made me get a punishment from Mrs. Angie.”

Yasmine          : “Hahaha..... it’s not be queer for me.

            The next day, after school....

Yasmine          : “Rose, are you okay? You look so pale.”

Rose                : “Yes, i feel dizzy now.”

            Suddenly, Rose falling down.

Yasmine          : “Oh, no! Rose, what happen with you, Somebody help me please!

Tio                   : “Hi Jack! Can you hear that?

Jack                 : “Yes! What happen ?”

            And then, Jack and Tio approach Yasmine and Rose soon.

Jack                 : “What happen with Rose ?”

            Jack take up Rose to hospital with Tio and Yasmine. At the hospital, with a minute later, the doctor come.

Doctor             : “Where is Rose’s family?”

Jack                 : “Yes, i am!”

Doctor             : “Okay, please go to my room now!”

            At the doctor’s room......

Doctor             : “I am so sorry, to said this. Rose get leukemia. And she just have a few days in her                        life.”

Jack                 : “What?? Are you sure, sir?”

Doctor             : “Yes, i’m not kidding.”

            After hear that, Jack feel shocked. He leave the doctor’s room with gloomy face. And it make his friends, Tio and Yasmine be suprised. Jack that called as Rose’s enemy, suddenly give his attention for Rose.

Tio                   : “What’s up, Jack? What did doctor said to you?”

Yasmine          : “Yeah, and what happen to you, Jack? Why are you look so gloomy?”

Jack                 : “All of this is my mistake. I cannot stand to forgive my self.”

Yasmine          : “What are you trying to say?”

Jack                 : “Actually, we have a friendship when we was child. But, i had to move to another city with my parents. Rose didn’t know about that, so it made Rose dispointed.”

Tio                   : “And then, why you and Rose always get quarrel?”

Jack                 : “I had to try all of way to make Rose can forgive me. But all of that is nothing. For that, i always make Rose annoyanced, because i want make our relationship can come back.”

Yasmine          : “So, what really happen with Rose?”

Jack                 : “Rose get leukemia.”

Tio                   : “What? Are you sure?”

Jack                 : “I’m really sure!”

Yasmine          : “Oh no! I can’t believe what’s going on.”

            A few months later, doctor say that Rose’s life is only a few days left. For the last request, Rose will speak to Jack.

Rose                : “Jack, i am so sorry for all my mistakes to you.”

Jack                 : “Yes, i already forgive you. Actually, i should say sorry to you. I had leave                        you before.”

Rose                : “Hehe, no problem Jack. It’s okay.”

Jack                 : “Rose, i want to say something to you, i must say that it’s an embarrassment. But it is the fact from my heart. I love you.

Rose                : “Ha....., are you serious? I just a girl that get leukemia, and my life is only a few days left.”

Jack                 : “No, Rose. I love you just the way you are.”

            And then, Rose give a big huge to Jack. She cry and she said “I love you too Jack!,” she close her eyes, then she pass away in Jack’s arm.

Made by: Vientinny Safrilianti, Tegar Adit, Amalia Putri, R. Gilang

Nobody Want with Me

IN a day of sunny morning, a boy named Ryan, he went to school in a hurry. Arriving at school because he crashed into a rush of  beautiful women. It fascinated her, imagining her to be his girlfriend. The students around see him become laugh as she stared at the woman seen with a beautiful smile as if to have a girlfriend.

Because students ridiculed around, Ryan stood with a red face. Ryan friend’s telling that  girl name is rika, which have already boyfriend called Tomy. Ryan searched for the name Tomy, but do not meet the Intersection. He wants to see the look of a Tomy's like what that Rika want him.

When he was eating in the canteen, and saw Rika sitting with a man, and Ryan thought it was definitely his boyfriend. He approached them both. They finally know each other, it turns out Tomy is a student who is an expert in playing basketball. When the clock sports, Ryan saw Tomy playing basketball with a great. No wonder women are fascinated him.

Ryan finally put an end to his intention to get a woman because she was not as good as those Tomy is good at playing basketball.

One time was Rika watching Tomy basketball practice, she hit by basketball thrown at his head. It turns out that throwing that basketball is Tomy, but seeing Rika faint fuzzy Tomy not even help him. When Ryan is walking to class, he look Rika fainting and hurried to pick rika and brought to the sick bay. Because of this incident makes Rika breakup with Tomy. Hearing that Ryan has a chance to get Rika.

When Ryan says his love for Rika even rejected, because Rika said Ryan did not deserve to have it because he was too kind-hearted and better looking another girl. Discouraged to hear that Ryan was the 30th time since he was rejected by a woman and she was not looking for another woman until she graduated from the school.

Spoof Text

A NEGOTIATION

                An oldman was sitting on his chair in his work room. He is the owner of a football club in England. He looked confused  and sorrowful. He was thinking about his club’s problems. “Oh my God, 11 defeats of 11 matches in league and abandoned by the sponsor, what should I do?”

                Not long after that, a guys came to his room . He was young and wore tidy clothes. “Good morning, are you the owner of this club?”asked him, and oldman answered, “yes, who are you? get out from my room”.

The guy said enjoyly, “You know?  I don’t like your policy to handle this club, I want to buy all this club’s shares and I will handle the club’s management, club’s financial, players,  stadium, and everything.

                The oldman was flabbergasted heard that, he said excitedly, “I apologize for my behavior , I agree to sell my club’s shares to you. By the way how much money can you offer?”. The guy answerd, 10 million poundsterlling or 20, eehm…. I can give you 40 million poundsterling?”

                The oldman was very happy and said, “Ok ok, that’s enough. You will be the owner of this club soon, thank you very much”.

                Suddenly 2 man came and arrested the guy. One of them said to the oldman, “I’m sorry he has disturbed you, he is one of patient of the lunatic asylum, we will bring him back to the lunatic asylum.”

MY GIRLFRIEND’S FATHER

                Owen had a girlfriend. His girlfriend was not beautiful, but his girlfriend was very rich. All owen’s wish would be given by his girlfriend.

                One day, they had lunch in a restaurant. Owen’s girlfriend said, “My father want to know you, do you want to meet my father?”.

“Of Course, I want to meet your father and talk about our relationship with him”, said Owen.

And His girlfriend was very happy and said, “Ok, I and my father will wait you tomorrow in this restaurant”.

The next day, Owen went to the restaurant, but he didn’t see his girlfriend. So, he wait and talked with a man near him.

                “Hi, my name is Owen”, said Owen to    the man.

                And the man responded, “Its nice name, what are you doing here?”

                “I am waiting for my girlfriend and his father” answered Owen.

                The man was curious and asked, “Do you love your girlfriend?”

And Owen answered, “ Actually, I don’t have feeling with her, You know? She was ugly, but his father was very rich”.

The man asked, “So you date her because of her riches”.

                “Yeah, by the way… why don’t you order the food?” said Owen.

                “I don’t order the food because I am waiting my daughter from the toilet and I am talking            to her reprobate boyfriend”, snapped the man.