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A NEGOTIATION

                An oldman was sitting on his chair in his work room. He is the owner of a football club in England. He looked confused  and sorrowful. He was thinking about his club’s problems. “Oh my God, 11 defeats of 11 matches in league and abandoned by the sponsor, what should I do?”

                Not long after that, a guys came to his room . He was young and wore tidy clothes. “Good morning, are you the owner of this club?”asked him, and oldman answered, “yes, who are you? get out from my room”.

The guy said enjoyly, “You know?  I don’t like your policy to handle this club, I want to buy all this club’s shares and I will handle the club’s management, club’s financial, players,  stadium, and everything.

                The oldman was flabbergasted heard that, he said excitedly, “I apologize for my behavior , I agree to sell my club’s shares to you. By the way how much money can you offer?”. The guy answerd, 10 million poundsterlling or 20, eehm…. I can give you 40 million poundsterling?”

                The oldman was very happy and said, “Ok ok, that’s enough. You will be the owner of this club soon, thank you very much”.

                Suddenly 2 man came and arrested the guy. One of them said to the oldman, “I’m sorry he has disturbed you, he is one of patient of the lunatic asylum, we will bring him back to the lunatic asylum.”

MY GIRLFRIEND’S FATHER

                Owen had a girlfriend. His girlfriend was not beautiful, but his girlfriend was very rich. All owen’s wish would be given by his girlfriend.

                One day, they had lunch in a restaurant. Owen’s girlfriend said, “My father want to know you, do you want to meet my father?”.

“Of Course, I want to meet your father and talk about our relationship with him”, said Owen.

And His girlfriend was very happy and said, “Ok, I and my father will wait you tomorrow in this restaurant”.

The next day, Owen went to the restaurant, but he didn’t see his girlfriend. So, he wait and talked with a man near him.

                “Hi, my name is Owen”, said Owen to    the man.

                And the man responded, “Its nice name, what are you doing here?”

                “I am waiting for my girlfriend and his father” answered Owen.

                The man was curious and asked, “Do you love your girlfriend?”

And Owen answered, “ Actually, I don’t have feeling with her, You know? She was ugly, but his father was very rich”.

The man asked, “So you date her because of her riches”.

                “Yeah, by the way… why don’t you order the food?” said Owen.

                “I don’t order the food because I am waiting my daughter from the toilet and I am talking            to her reprobate boyfriend”, snapped the man.